the suicidal dog

was delivering a pizza yesterday and i turned
into olinda street then discovered that i had
turned right when i needed to turn left to get
to the house i was after so i was about to turn
around when this dog jumps out in front of me
so i honked for him to move and i swung left
and so did he then tried to get around him
and he was only a little dog so i couldnt always
see where he was i could only hear his bark so
the chances of hitting him were quite good, so
i was moving slowly and braking whenever he
was in front of me. eventually i was able to get
away from him as he went onto the footpath its
almost as if he wanted to get hit or he thought
it was a game. Good thing the pizza wasnt late
cos i could hardly say i got held up by a suicidal
dog.
Craig